Thursday, October 28, 2010

Hardy-weinberg Problems And Answers Lab 8

ABOUT PORTRAIT CAMPAIGN


There are endless reasons why I love photographing children. One of many is that with them I feel perfectly at ease, I feel myself, I feel no embarrassment initial time to time I happen to feel that when I photograph people, like Andrew have over 12 years (to be exact he says he's 15. Who believes the fact that I believe even on the weekends working at the circus as mangiafiamme that my alternate life as a photographer than a model and that dogs, like donkeys, have wings but do not drink red bull).

However, Andrea is a stage actor and is very good, I had asked for months and months and months of photos to send him to a casting for a film.
I, seized with anxiety provision of photographs of people more than twelve years, I have been very good for months and months and months of delay.
Strange you say ... a professional photographer who is afraid to take pictures?? It happens only with relatives and people I know for many years-damn those aliens who at the age of 4 years I have been kidnapped and stolen half a brain to make experiments .... However

with andrea, who happens to be the husband of my cousin, I found excuses like:
-no, tomorrow I can not get the photos because I promised to Homer-my-dog to carry around all day until they wear out the legs.
- no, not next week because I have the course of the pole vault.
- in a month?? no, a month is summer and I promised to help my nephew to do the holiday homework (physical education).
- blah, blah, blah.

To tell the truth then, I really do: I'm fired four catalogs a month to start with. But the idea is that if you want to do something really time to find the end ....
and if you do not, maybe it's just because your whole brain, half in my case, unconsciously / lazy thing that refuses to do it (I suggested a session to a psychologist?). I swear, I'm not always so.

the third time that Andrea had asked me to give him the pictures, I felt I was just thinking a snots to say no. I removed the straw from ass and I accepted.

photos you see are the result of an hour spent in the studio. I enjoyed myself a world and now has been decided (by me): I will be his official photographer (yes, yes, even when they become famous and immortalize him and leave footprints on Hollywood Boulevard).

Moral of pappardelle:
-first performance anxiety when I come back to read here. The performance anxiety is really a bitch lady, almost worse than the swine flu lady.
-photographed more than twelve years, unfortunately, does not allow me to make jokes like "hey baby , it is true that you wear socks, hello kitty?" jokes that I admit, I love them and I really enjoyed the answers ... But even shooting at the bottom of adults is not so bad especially if, as Andrew is also nice.
- Learn to throw in the toilet my fears, especially when they are completely meaningless.
also put to the test because it is definitely a help to grow.

I hope the pasta in some way be served to you.
In that case I will send you my parcel psychologist at home.
And now, go in peace.




Thursday, October 7, 2010

Electric Smoker Blueprints

Formigoni you do, you deny the evidence?

One of my favorite sports to anthropological curiosity, you listen to the "reasons" more indefensible. Of course, there's always the chance that someone far away is right and I change my mind, but in most cases it is the fun aspect that prevails, that the laughs mixed with bitter tears through the reading of "opinions" così degradanti nei confronti dell'intelligenza umana. Esilaranti ma al tempo stesso tragiche e pericolose sono infatti le deliranti opinioni dei neonazisti, dei complottisti, degli astrologi, dei creazionisti, e così via. Tra i miei preferiti ci sono quelli del Club della Terra Piatta e quelli del Centro Culturale San Giorgio (quest'ultimo nato da un gustoso scherzo che sfuggì di mano ai creatori).
Da oggi si aggiunge all'elenco una brillante  new entry : le «vere» firme della lista Formigoni .
Prima di tutto, la fredda cronaca: alle scorse Amministrative, la lista dei Radicali viene annullata perché non ci sono abbastanza firme (in ogni Provincia occorre portare un tot di firme per presentare le liste). Ai Radicali e a tanti altri viene il sospetto che alcuni partiti, vista la tempestività con cui portano di solito le firme, qualcuno si diverta nella simpatica prassi di fare tante firme false prendendole dalle carte d'identità di alcuni sostenitori o, peggio, di nominativi presi a caso dall'elenco del telefono o da vecchie firme a petizioni e cose del genere. I Radicali, come privati cittadini chiedono alla Magistratura di vedere le liste e, siccome ne hanno diritto, ottengono di controllarle. Ed ecco che si scoprono le inequivocabili firme false:
(cliccarci sopra per ingrandirle)




(source: Radicali.it)

Now, how to defend the indefensible? Even a child sees that it is the same hand for each sheet. The two defenses are official story:

"They used the same pen"
Franco Binaghi, CA signatures
(possessed the same feather, I suppose: you take it in hand and writes with the same spelling)

"The usual initiative propagandistica. Le loro affermazioni sono del tutto false, offensive e infondate. Gli elettori si sono pronunciati chiaramente, dando la vittoria a me e alla mia coalizione e nessuno riuscirà a rovesciare la loro volontà»
Roberto Formigoni
(ovvero: "eh vabbè, firme sì, firme no.. che c'entra... tanto io so' io e voi nun siete un cazzo!")

«A me non risulta nulla di anomalo, se proprio vogliono dovrebbero rivolgersi agli interessati che hanno firmato e chiedere a loro»
Nino Caianiello, colui che ha consegnato le firme
(giusto, probabilmente hanno fatto il giochino "imita la calligrafia della firma della riga di sopra"!)

"We have many relatives and vote in all PDL forever. There is nothing irregular "
Alba Ignelzi, a list of names
(the lady probably thinks that calligraphy is a hereditary factor)

Formigoni.it On the site you can download his ringtone (I'm not kidding), but there are no comments. Fortunately, there FaceBook: not many groups and fan page on Formigoni (thankfully), but his supporters do not make us miss some gems:
(leave names in the clear, since the fanpage is public and can be view all)

(eh, sure, you never know someone who goes to see the links to copies of the signatures!)

( you are in doubt, eh? No, no, it must be a conspiracy!)

(talking about Tokio Hotel, or Twilight, right? is not speaking policy and forged signatures, right?)
(these users, in modern computer language, are called " bimbiminkia ", you know?)
(find out who did hundreds of forged signatures and call it "inconsistent shyster." If you trumpet her sister call him "irrelevant sessuodietrologia?)
10/01/2010 - She was born a fanpage on facebook to the topic. Let them run, please:
20/10/2010: publish all the Radicals and 572 false signatures, with the reasoning. It starts with a campaign to shame "Firmigoni. Here you can download them all:
Spin also this page, please.